So I have traded in my Caffeine Free Mountain Dew for Sunkist: Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations. I feel like I should be wearing cut-off jeans shorts and a tank top and swinging from a rope into a river with seven of my buddies/buddy-ettes after a long day of driving around in our 1983 Jeep Wranglers.
Alas I am sitting at my desk writing a blog wearing some non-blue denim jeans and a red and white striped polo-esque shirt listening to co-workers make fun of how each other walk. They described my walk as being "smooth." I describe it as "smooth like a cat." Everything is better with a simile. I lead a storied life. Storied indeed. Dictionary.com definies storied as:
sto·ried (stôr' ēd, stōr -): adj.
1. Celebrated or famous in history or story: the storied journey of the Mayflower.
2. Ornamented with designs representing scenes from history, legend, or story: storied tapestry.
I define it as
sto·ried (stôr' ēd, stōr -): adj.
1. Dull, like SRH’s life
ex. SRH leads a storied existence, much like that of a common snail.
Storied indeed.
Tomorrow I have to travel to Cleveland to take pictures of 2 bridges. Yup, I have to take pictures of bridges and all their majesty. At least I am not tasked with taking pictures of Lloyd Bridges, him being dead and all. Summararily, I also will not be snapping pics of Beau or Jeff Bridges either (I think that is as far as one can take that particular joke). Nope just a railroad bridge and a highway overpass; that is what I get to take pictures of. Yea me!
Okay, I am done whining about this.
To Recap:
I lied, I am nowhere near done with whining about this
The office in Cleveland wants me to take the pics because I will be doing the renderings
They feel that they cannot accurately capture the essence that is “bridge” adequately to take the pictures themselves
I think they just don’t want to do this and are making me, because they can…
Okay, now I am done
Little Man’s allergist appointment went well
Beef and wild rice for dinner tonight
Taco Bell didn’t hit the spot for me for lunch today
I have to go and sign out a car, and a camera
Yippeeeee!
The Yeti and I have been in correspondence
It has not been that enlightening
Alas I am sitting at my desk writing a blog wearing some non-blue denim jeans and a red and white striped polo-esque shirt listening to co-workers make fun of how each other walk. They described my walk as being "smooth." I describe it as "smooth like a cat." Everything is better with a simile. I lead a storied life. Storied indeed. Dictionary.com definies storied as:
sto·ried (stôr' ēd, stōr -): adj.
1. Celebrated or famous in history or story: the storied journey of the Mayflower.
2. Ornamented with designs representing scenes from history, legend, or story: storied tapestry.
I define it as
sto·ried (stôr' ēd, stōr -): adj.
1. Dull, like SRH’s life
ex. SRH leads a storied existence, much like that of a common snail.
Storied indeed.
Tomorrow I have to travel to Cleveland to take pictures of 2 bridges. Yup, I have to take pictures of bridges and all their majesty. At least I am not tasked with taking pictures of Lloyd Bridges, him being dead and all. Summararily, I also will not be snapping pics of Beau or Jeff Bridges either (I think that is as far as one can take that particular joke). Nope just a railroad bridge and a highway overpass; that is what I get to take pictures of. Yea me!
Okay, I am done whining about this.
To Recap:
I lied, I am nowhere near done with whining about this
The office in Cleveland wants me to take the pics because I will be doing the renderings
They feel that they cannot accurately capture the essence that is “bridge” adequately to take the pictures themselves
I think they just don’t want to do this and are making me, because they can…
Okay, now I am done
Little Man’s allergist appointment went well
Beef and wild rice for dinner tonight
Taco Bell didn’t hit the spot for me for lunch today
I have to go and sign out a car, and a camera
Yippeeeee!
The Yeti and I have been in correspondence
It has not been that enlightening
4 Comments:
Cleveland.
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Sorry.
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Both were typed independently as you can notice by the lack of sameness. Although, perhaps I went back into it and made changes to make it look different and thereby doing even more work. Hmmmmmm.
Cleveland does not rock.
I love going to Cleveland. It's been a long time though since I visited the Flats..but they were good times.....
and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Good stuff.
I hope you post pics of the bridge. I'm sure they'll be cool.
Dustin:
Supposedly, the Yeti is fasting until he can gnaw on my bones. But my bet is he would really enjoy the steak quesidilla fresco style. Go figure
Anon:
That was a lot of laughing. I am glad that my pain amuses someone.
KimmyK:
It has truly been a long time since you were in Cleveland then. The city is really dead inside. After LTV steel died, it has gotten even worse.
would you do me a favour?
could you send the yeti my kindest regards and ask him if he would be so kind as to explain why betty bought a bit of butter?
and once again, my two neurons went on holiday. At the same time. This damn syndicate is wreaking havoc on my brain!! We apologize for the inconvenience. Regular services will be reestablished soon. Until then please remain calm and keep all bodyparts in the compartment. Trespassers will be prosecuted. Nothing but the truth, so help me God. Fade into black
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