Okay so the Easter Bunny has come and gone in the SRH household. Aside from his normal assortment of pellets, the bunny also left a basket for Little Man. But what does the bunny get someone who is allergic to dairy, eggs, tree nuts, and peanuts? Well in his Easter basket this year Little Man was left with an assortment of treats.
Little Man’s Easter Basket:
1 bag of Lays Kettle Cooked Mesquite BBQ Potato Chips
1 Pint of grape tomatoes
2 cans of Del Monte Summer Crisp Whole Kernel Sweet Corn
1 half-gallon jug of Juicy Juice Cherry Juice
assorted toys
assorted clothes (he now has enough shorts to make it a couple of days before mandatory laundry is necessary)
Not quite the conventional Easter Basket I must say, but he liked it fine. If the Easter Bunny had included a jar of Ragu Pizza Sauce, Little Man would have been in Heaven. Heaven, I tell you, HEAVEN! He calls it “shaush,” and would eat an entire jar of the stuff if we let him.
I am tired and my neck is hurting which is causing one of my ubiquitous headaches. The week is not boding well when it starts with a blinding headache and no breakfast.
To Recap:
Grape Jolly Ranchers and Sprite does not equal Grape Soda
Didn’t we used to get Easter Monday off in the States
Mmmmm… ham
See the issue with mathematics, in general, is its very foundation is a bit shaky
That and it is hard
Got the $80 allergen free granola bars in the mail today – they are all the dairy-, soy-, egg-, peanut-, and tree nut-free goodness that one family can stand
What the Hell is today’s Get Fuzzy about?
I can chat about mathematics theory a bunch, but Good Lord, I am “teh Suck” at multiplication in my head
I have a meeting that was supposed to start 30 minutes ago, just now starting
Monday, April 17, 2006
5 Comments:
You know, I didn't quite understand it either. All I could figure is that the comic artist was drawing himself and his lack of ideas for strips has led him to possibly steal some ideas from others. I don't like it when a cartoon makes me think, I read them to keep me mentally regular, not to make me think about existentialism and such...I read SRHs blog for that.
-Nadolny...
I'm glad Little Man got some goodies in his Easter basket..although, I'm sort of questioning that whole kernel corn thing. That's a new one.
And for the record..if you put a grape jolly rancher in a bottle of water it makes koolaid. Just sayin.
Dustin:
Your lack of lunch did nothing for my headache. Next time, try sending money.
Nadolny:
"Mentally regular" genius, sheer genius
PS - heard you decided to spend more time with the fam. You are such a kept man...
Kimmyk:
Snuck in whilst I was responding
Whole Kernal Corn: means, well, canned corn. Basically it has not been pureed in any way... it is Summercrisp
Grape Jolly Rancher + Water + ungodly amounts of time = watered down not quite grape flavored water
We get Easter Monday off in England, but if it's any consolation I didn't get any Easter Eggs.
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