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…back to the normal way of writing. I think I demonstrated that ability fully. I should put thaqt on my resume. The best thing is that I will most likely hear some of the people I work with reading that first paragraph out loud.
I know that Wifey will probably come back with something about how paranoid I am, but I honestly think that Arby’s is trying to kill me.
A little background for all of you out there.
Since we live in Columbus, Ohio, we are exposed to some food stuffs that many people never see nationally. For some reason marketeers think that Columbus, Ohio is more average than other places. We are, in fact, what I like to deem as “extra-ordinary,” or more ordinary than usual, if you will. When olestra first hit the streets as Olean, and then ran through the alimentary canals of so many people like greased lightning… it was in Columbus. That is an example of something that worked out. All food trials do not succeed. For example, McDonald’s attempted to try a new snack type finger food akin to the chicken nugget that failed, and for good reason. The “mini corn dog” was not a tasty treat as much as it was a triumph of meat processing. Currently, Burger King is attempting to see if the market will bear “Chicken Fries” or thin breaded chicken strips that are served in a French fries container. I am betting "no" on this one as well.
Anyway... one of my friends and I have been going to Arby’s every Wednesday for over 3 years now. There are, of course, some Wednesday’s that we are not able to partake of the wonder that is Arby’s, but, in general, we go enough to qualify it as “every” Wednesday. Well, Arby’s is floating a new dessert shake for their menu. It is the Reese’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Shake, and it is evil. I can actually watch myself gain weight after eating it. The calories in it must rival that ungodly Burger King Enormous breakfast sandwich. (Should we really have a breakfast sandwich that contains the calorie diet for a family of 4?) It is sooooo new and exciting and super hush secret, that by merely blogging about it, I expect the Arby’s ninjas to drop from the ceiling as soon as I hit the publish button. Just know that I am putting my life at risk telling you about this frozen dessert.
A little bit of a description… The shake itself is peanut butter flavored. That alone makes it worth buying and consuming in great quantities, but the damned thing is topped with crumbled up Reese’s peanut butter cups pieces. If that was not enough, to make it even more decadent, the evil restaurant has decided that the cup it goes into first needs a few ribbons of chocolate syrup on the sides of the cup and a base of chocolate syrup as well. This is not a shake one drinks with their meal… this is a shake that one devours with a spoon after the meal is over. It is pure evil, I tell you, pure evil. So now, whenever I drive past an Arby’s, it calls to me. Beckons me to come in and partake of its decadence. 3 weeks in a row with this shake, and I think I could have one every frikkin’ morning, noon, and night.
Evil… thy name is Arby’s and thine weapon is the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Shake!
To recap
Homophones arr fun, butt knot easy atoll
I am not paranoid, so stop looking at me, judging me… following me
The problem with being a test market is that sometimes really good food comes through, but doesn’t make it, and then you are left wanting more…
Arby’s ninjas are fierce
I gained 3 pounds thinking about the milkshake
…back to the normal way of writing. I think I demonstrated that ability fully. I should put thaqt on my resume. The best thing is that I will most likely hear some of the people I work with reading that first paragraph out loud.
I know that Wifey will probably come back with something about how paranoid I am, but I honestly think that Arby’s is trying to kill me.
A little background for all of you out there.
Since we live in Columbus, Ohio, we are exposed to some food stuffs that many people never see nationally. For some reason marketeers think that Columbus, Ohio is more average than other places. We are, in fact, what I like to deem as “extra-ordinary,” or more ordinary than usual, if you will. When olestra first hit the streets as Olean, and then ran through the alimentary canals of so many people like greased lightning… it was in Columbus. That is an example of something that worked out. All food trials do not succeed. For example, McDonald’s attempted to try a new snack type finger food akin to the chicken nugget that failed, and for good reason. The “mini corn dog” was not a tasty treat as much as it was a triumph of meat processing. Currently, Burger King is attempting to see if the market will bear “Chicken Fries” or thin breaded chicken strips that are served in a French fries container. I am betting "no" on this one as well.
Anyway... one of my friends and I have been going to Arby’s every Wednesday for over 3 years now. There are, of course, some Wednesday’s that we are not able to partake of the wonder that is Arby’s, but, in general, we go enough to qualify it as “every” Wednesday. Well, Arby’s is floating a new dessert shake for their menu. It is the Reese’s Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Shake, and it is evil. I can actually watch myself gain weight after eating it. The calories in it must rival that ungodly Burger King Enormous breakfast sandwich. (Should we really have a breakfast sandwich that contains the calorie diet for a family of 4?) It is sooooo new and exciting and super hush secret, that by merely blogging about it, I expect the Arby’s ninjas to drop from the ceiling as soon as I hit the publish button. Just know that I am putting my life at risk telling you about this frozen dessert.
A little bit of a description… The shake itself is peanut butter flavored. That alone makes it worth buying and consuming in great quantities, but the damned thing is topped with crumbled up Reese’s peanut butter cups pieces. If that was not enough, to make it even more decadent, the evil restaurant has decided that the cup it goes into first needs a few ribbons of chocolate syrup on the sides of the cup and a base of chocolate syrup as well. This is not a shake one drinks with their meal… this is a shake that one devours with a spoon after the meal is over. It is pure evil, I tell you, pure evil. So now, whenever I drive past an Arby’s, it calls to me. Beckons me to come in and partake of its decadence. 3 weeks in a row with this shake, and I think I could have one every frikkin’ morning, noon, and night.
Evil… thy name is Arby’s and thine weapon is the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Shake!
To recap
Homophones arr fun, butt knot easy atoll
I am not paranoid, so stop looking at me, judging me… following me
The problem with being a test market is that sometimes really good food comes through, but doesn’t make it, and then you are left wanting more…
Arby’s ninjas are fierce
I gained 3 pounds thinking about the milkshake
1 Comments:
it is your god given responsibility to drive up and order one every time you see an Arby's. do you understand that it is your job to make sure Arby's understands that i, err, the country need this? You may not like it but you have been chosen and you are the destined child to lead the peanut butter shake to the masses. god save the queen.
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