Questionnarie

Saw this questionnaire on a different blog, and I do love me some lists, and I do not feel like thinking up a topic today...

Keep in mind that I am attempting to keep some form of anonymity here...

Three names you go by:
1. Your Excellency
2. My Liege
3. The Honorable Howell T Heflin

Three screen names you have had:
1. mmmpig
2. Dimboanez the level 25 Undead Warrior in WoW
3. i8piggy

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. Corporealness
2. Legs
3. Taste buds

Three parts of your heritage:
1. Scottish
2. Irish
3. Boorish

Three things that scare you:
1. Big hairy spiders
2. Naked strangers
3. Bloggers

Three things you're wearing now:
1. Shirt
2. Shoes (I can get service at Burger King)
3. "Out my welcome"

Three of your favorite bands or musical artist:
1. Cake
2. Tool
3. A Perfect Circle

Three of your favorite songs:
1. Fish on: Primus
2. I Will Survive: Cake's cover
3. The Grudge: Tool

Three things you want in a relationship: Author's note: I am assuming an intimate relationship
1. Honesty
2. Communication
3. Fun

Two truths and a lie (which one is a lie?):
1. Euclidean Mathematics is supported by an undeniable truth, that 2 parallel lines will never intersect.
2. My best friends and I have been friends for over half our lives.
3. Penguins are cool

Three physical things about your preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Not having a penis
2. Not having a penis
3. Not having a penis

Author's note: I like my penis fine and dandy and all, but I am not attracted to creatures sporting the maleness.

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Drawing
2. Watching TV
3. World of Warcrack err... Craft

Three things you want to do badly right now:
1. Play with my little boy at home, and not be at work
2. Sleep more
3. ummm... not be at work

Three careers you're considering:
1. Professional Blogger
2. Kept man (professional blogger)
3. Independently wealthy

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Ireland
2. New Zealand
3. Reality

Three kids' names you like: to make fun of...
1. Cecil (British pronunciation, please "sess-il")
2. Winthrop
3. Charles (you know why...)

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. See my little one grow up to be well-adjusted, happy, and healthy adult
2. Have more free time
3. Find a way to be immortal (List gets longer then....)

Three ways that you are a stereotypically boy or girl (choose your gender):
1. I would be a rather large girl, so I guess size
2. Facial Hair
3. Love of the Three Stooges

Three celebrity crushes:
1. Selma Hayek
2. Halle Berry
3. Don't really have a 3rd, them 2 is enough...