To recap:
I think that Little Man is getting a bit tired of me
He is getting a bit cranky and ouchy
He was a bit disappointed in seeing me this morning
I don’t blame him
I must have looked a fright
You see, I am not sleeping well at all
It takes forever for me to fall into a restless sleep
I get waaay more junk email at work than I probably should
Especially since I cannot go to many websites to virtually sign up for the stuff
DAMN YOU INTERNET COOKIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
Right now there are 56 messages in my “Junk Mail” folder
I cleaned that folder out yesterday before leaving work
Little Man tried some faux Monterey Jack and faux Cheddar cheese last night on his tacos
He liked it very much
Ate a handful of the stuff by itself after I grated it up for taco consumption
Then he had some on his taco, so it clearly wasn’t a fluke
The dishwasher has been running almost non-stop since Wifey left
I trimmed Little Man’s toe nails and finger nails last night
He was very patient with the fumbling papa
So, take that nail clipping doubters!
Did I mention I was tired?
Nope, I just said, “I am not sleeping well at all”
To clarify then, I am tired
Quite so even
Mountain Dew is my prop
Still have until Saturday Night for Wifey to get back
Saturday Night’s alright
Ummm… alright, alright?
I have been writing things out today with a pencil on actual paper
My hand is cramping
It really is quite pitiful
My hand is actually hurting
No really
I am hungry and thirsty
Not bloodthirsty mind you
Well, Ok, maybe a little bloodthirsty, but who isn’t?
To mix things up a bit, tonight is going to be a movie night for Little Man
Provided that he is not tooo all dirty
No, not Dirrty, he is only 3.9 years old
Well, I have work that I have been avoiding
I leave you all with a question
And a random one at that
Why can the worlds of Star Trek and Star Wars never intersect?*
I have been watching waay too much geekiness without Wifey at home
Wifey, come home, my grip on sanity is failing…
Please feel free to answer this question in the comments section
Cheers
* I have an answer, but I will not bias those answers I get by posting mine.
I think that Little Man is getting a bit tired of me
He is getting a bit cranky and ouchy
He was a bit disappointed in seeing me this morning
I don’t blame him
I must have looked a fright
You see, I am not sleeping well at all
It takes forever for me to fall into a restless sleep
I get waaay more junk email at work than I probably should
Especially since I cannot go to many websites to virtually sign up for the stuff
DAMN YOU INTERNET COOKIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
Right now there are 56 messages in my “Junk Mail” folder
I cleaned that folder out yesterday before leaving work
Little Man tried some faux Monterey Jack and faux Cheddar cheese last night on his tacos
He liked it very much
Ate a handful of the stuff by itself after I grated it up for taco consumption
Then he had some on his taco, so it clearly wasn’t a fluke
The dishwasher has been running almost non-stop since Wifey left
I trimmed Little Man’s toe nails and finger nails last night
He was very patient with the fumbling papa
So, take that nail clipping doubters!
Did I mention I was tired?
Nope, I just said, “I am not sleeping well at all”
To clarify then, I am tired
Quite so even
Mountain Dew is my prop
Still have until Saturday Night for Wifey to get back
Saturday Night’s alright
Ummm… alright, alright?
I have been writing things out today with a pencil on actual paper
My hand is cramping
It really is quite pitiful
My hand is actually hurting
No really
I am hungry and thirsty
Not bloodthirsty mind you
Well, Ok, maybe a little bloodthirsty, but who isn’t?
To mix things up a bit, tonight is going to be a movie night for Little Man
Provided that he is not tooo all dirty
No, not Dirrty, he is only 3.9 years old
Well, I have work that I have been avoiding
I leave you all with a question
And a random one at that
Why can the worlds of Star Trek and Star Wars never intersect?*
I have been watching waay too much geekiness without Wifey at home
Wifey, come home, my grip on sanity is failing…
Please feel free to answer this question in the comments section
Cheers
* I have an answer, but I will not bias those answers I get by posting mine.
Labels: mad ramblings, Recap
10 Comments:
The 2 worlds can never intersect due to Star Trek being a future of this Earth/Solar System, while Star Wars is "a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away."
Anon:
That is my thought as well, but I was hoping for something more interesting like, "Lucas hates Roddenberry." I haven't been able to find anything concrete on the Intertubes alluding to such, but there has to be something out there.
Paramount v 20th Century Fox maybe?
They mish-mashed aliens and predator,,, who knows
SRH, I sympathize with your missing Wifey, and I understand the whole "tired" thing. I wish I had known just how off you were yesterday afternoon when we had our meeting. I could have had a lot more fun at your expense. I could have taken advantage of your mental sluggishness. Does that make me a bad person?
hang in there, man. saturday will be here soon...
you'll be fine, no one will die or need intense therapy. it's just you and the little man and it's all good. it's good for you two to have time to bond and shit. no seriously.
Well, "Anon" took my answer, but the second one is that in SW spirituality is the result of a viral infection, whereas in ST it is usually because of a giant sentient computer.
1. Cuz judicious application of the force would have resolved all Star Trek plot lines in about 4 minutes......er except those dealing with Q. I really don't much care for those episodes dealing with Q.
2. When the Empire met the Federation the Empire would have killed them all before the Federation had gotten an official ruling about how to apply the Prime Directive to the situation.
Now that is nerdiness personified.
Lord Pithy:
I am sure you will make up for it today when I am even more tired.
Karen:
I think he is getting more and more frustrated at my continual appearence in the morning instead of Wifey.
lsig
both are good andvalid points.
Capt. McArmypants:
Thanks for the comment all the way from Afghanistan! Good to see you are still alive and stuff.
pt1: "The dilithium crystals are about to explode!"
"Dilithium crystals exploding pale in comparison to the power of the Force!"
pt2: yeah, I could see the away team being peppered by some Storm Troopers real quick like.
Glad to see you are hanging in there in Wifey's absence. I understand the missing her more than Little Man does because you lack adult conversation, because boy howdy you aren't getting much of that at work! LOL Enjoy the "PhD schedule" while you can, because you know you won't get away with that for much longer!
I have no SW/ST comment, I'll leave the "nerds" to answer those kind of questions. I just can't keep up! LOL
Tree Monkey
Could you make a little bed on the floor next to yours and move LM after he falls asleep? Surely it is time to pay some attention to the sleep issue.
Hang tough,
Atmikha
Tree Monkey:
I am prety sure you are just unhappy that anon got the answer before you, and now you are all "I am taking my ball and going home."
Atmikha:
Little Man is sleeping great. Me? Not so much. Since he is sleeping great in his own big-boy bed, there will be no moving him. I will just suffer the sleep deprivation. It is no biggy. I was a studio art major for 2 years. I gits no sleep skilz.
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