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Look at them… so smug. So full of themselves.
I have not forgotten them. They are still going to die by my hand, or the hand of my proginy. It may take a lot of time and look like it was “natural causes,” but rest assured, it was us, and we are THAT good.
Hey! Hippo!
Yeah You! Don’t think that I have forgotten my pledge to be the scourge of all hippo kind. Because I have not forgotten. I haven’t forgotten at all. No, I have not forgotten my pledge to be your mortal enemy. I made it a long 15+ months ago, and I still aim to keep it. Worse yet, Little Man has undertaken the anti-hippo banner as well.
Oh, water horse! You should live in fear. FEAR I SAY, FEAR! I can see you are afraid…
Very afraid. Look at the tense stance. That hippo is coiled like a spring, ready to bolt at any second! The “flight” response is almost palpable.
But you should be more afraid of he who follows me more than me. You see, I have started training him. I have started familiarizing him with your image.
Okay, Okay, I understand that kind of doesn’t look like your image, but Ninja Hippo-Killin’ Little Man doesn’t sit still for pictures so he can instill fear in his intended prey. He is quick like lightning and quiet like the night, and he can now target you with his steely laser-like focus. Hippo’s you should be afraid.
Good… Nice and afraid.
To Recap:
I haven’t forgotten about you either
You day will come as well
Mammwich for dinner tonight
I need to update my firewall program
I need to update my spyware program
I need to update my anti-virus program
Strange things are afoot on the home PC
Have a great weekend
For the record: The Columbus Zoo doesn't have a hippo..... any more
Labels: Hippo
5 Comments:
OK, you've obviously gone off your anti-psychotic medication. You're scaring me. I'll be talking to wifey about limiting your time with Little Man until the medications kick back in.
Mom:
Your worry is un-founded. Little Man could clearly take down a hippo.
Dustin:
Hobbies are definitely good.
Dustin: Again:
Ummm... BBQ is good as well
Dustin: Yet Again: definitely delicious
ZingerZapper:
It is not so much a problem f Hippo avoidance as much as Hippo extermination.
If a hippo can see me, I can see it. If a hippo can't see me, it might be moments away from death!
Um . . . it's been many years since the Columbus Zoo had a hippo. I have to conclude that some other hippo-hater got there first.
Now, the rhinoceri have been giving me the hairy eyeball for a while now, so if you intend to do them some mischief, I won't stand in your way. Just don't hurt Bodhi.
Whats so wrong with hippos?
little man is very cute.
B:
I got no issues with the elephants. In fact I really like them.
I got no beef with the rhinoceri either, but if one of thems is givens yas some trouble... I am a mega-fauna killa.
Peachy:
My issues with hippos are not really personal in nature as much as a necessity for them to fear something. You see, hippos have no natural enemies in the wild, so I am just trying to fill a evolutionary niche. Niches need to be filled, you know.
He is a cutie, isn't he?
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