Boring Old Questionnairre

Again, I have waddled to the trough of ideas, and come up with nothing. I will attempt a questionnaire, in this case. I stole this from somewhere, but I don’t remember where. Honestly, I don’t care where I got it from. It is not the best of questionnaires, but I am not the best of bloggers. It seems we were made for each other.

GENERAL...
Blog name? Under Construction, which should be obvious since you are reading this at my blog’s page
Tattoos? Yep
Height? 6ft 1in or 1.85m
Hair color? Brown with red undertones, but starting to gray up a bit
Siblings? one biological brother who is just under 5 years older than me. I have other people that I count as family, but I will not embarrass them here.
Children? yep, one little boy who is 2.6666 years old
How old do you look? Umm I would have to say mid to late 30’s
How old do you act? Around 30
How old do you feel? Around 28
Do you have any pets? No, but I miss my old ones dearly

LAST...
Movie you rented? I have not rented a movie in a long long time
Movie you bought? Umm I am only partially embarrassed to admit this. Tron the 20th Anniversary Edition
Song you listened to? Ben Harper’s “Always have to steal my Kisses” wait… Stevie Wonder’s “Superstion” okay now Jamiroquai’s “Love Foolosophy”
Song that was stuck in your head? “Dee Doo Doo Doo, Dee Da Da Da” by the Police
Cd you bought? Jack Johnson’s “Sing-A-Longs and Lullabys for the Film Curious George” Little Man LOVES it. He calls it “Monkey”
TV show you've watched? CSI Miami, it sucked. David Curuso is a hack He has a deep voice and no acting ability. Hey, David, squinting is not a good way to convey emotion. You squinty bastard!

DO...
You have a secret crush? Sometimes I have a secret stash of Grape Crush, does that count?
You wish you could live somewhere else? The Mountains, I love me some mountains
You think about suicide? Of others? Sure, I imagine people taking their own lives all the time. Pending on the person, sometimes I giggle, sometimes I laugh heartily
Others find you attractive? At least Wifey did for a time. Well… at least she told me she did/does
You like cleaning? Umm… no
You like roller coasters? Nope

FOR OR AGAINST...
Using someone? For their expressed uses, sure. If someone is the cashier, of course, I will use them to trade good and services for legal tender.
Smoking? Against it in public spaces. If one would like to smoke on their own where it will not affect my or my little one’s asthma, more cancer to ‘em
Death Penalty? I think as an enlightened society there has to be something more effective than the death penalty.

HAVE YOU...
Ever lied to someone? Nope, wait I just did
Ever been in a fist fight? I think I was in one in grade school, it was a draw
Ever passed out on a street from drinking too much? Nope
Ever told someone you loved them when you didn't? I loved them at the time
Ever cheated on a test? Yep, a vocabulary test no less

WHAT...
Shoes do you wear most? Merrell Moto’s
Are you scared of? Vampire Bears, you should be sacred of them too
Do you want to be when you grow up? I unfortunately am a grown up
Is your least favorite chore to do? All of them, I am inherently Lazy
Makes you the happiest? Time with the fam
Upsets you the most? Intolerance
Always makes you smile? My intolerance of intolerance, it is a vicious circle.

NUMBER...
Of people I can trust with my life? With my life, or my life savings? Life, umm about 5, life savings in a cash form, about 5 as well, not always the same 5 people
Of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? Umm… I think I have been in a newspaper somewhere at least 5 times
Of things in my past that I regret? I regret nothing

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
Pretty? Umm… I am a guy, and I know of no man who considers himself to be “Pretty.”
Funny? I am pretty funny. Get it? See, I am not pretty, but I am pretty funny. Oh, God, I slay me
Friendly? I can be
Amusing? Sure
Ugly? I am sure to some
Lovable? To my family
Caring? Somewhat

FAVORITE...
6 letter word? Fallow
Candy? Hard Candy: Werther’s Originals Chocolate: Butterfinger
Cartoon? I am favorite cartoon-less at the moment
Cereal? Peanut Butter Capt’n Crunch
Color? Green
Day of week? Tuesday (some of you know why)
Season? Fall
Movie? Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Book(s)? Lord of the Rings Trilogy, “The Sparrow” by Mary Doria Russell, stuff by Tamora Pierce
TV Channel? HGTV

HAVE YOU EVER...
Kept a secret from everyone? Not from everyone
Wished you were the opposite sex? nope
Stolen someone’s newspaper? nope
Borrowed something never meaning to return it? I don’t think so

MISCELLANEOUS INFO
Do you speak any other languages? Broken French
Last flavor you tasted? Sierra Mist
Last noise you heard? some weird popping noises from the ceiling
Last smell you sniffed? Ummm, Sierra Mist
Last meal you ate? Lunch
Last emotion you felt? Angst. Is angst an emotion? Sometimes I worry that angst is not an emotion. It causes me great, umm... angst
Favorite item in your home? The PC, hey, I am a Geeky Geek from Geekton
Worst feeling in the world? Stomach cramps

FINISH THIS SENTENCE:
I Love... smoked salmon. I don’t really, but for some reason that is the sentence that came to mind, I am going all word association-esque on these bad boys
I Miss... South Dakota promise to abide by the rules and regulations stipulated by the Miss America Pageant. Wow, I don’t know where that came from either. I think it had to be the capitalized “Miss.”
I Wish... for fish with my Ish Wish Dish. This one is from “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” by Suess
I Hope... I am done with this soon. These questions bore me
I Want... and want and want
I am... what I am , and that is all that I am
I need... to burp
I'd rather die than... not live. Ooooooh profound

To Recap:
Wifey thinks my belly button goes all the way back to my spine
It ain’t that deep
I will have something to blather about tomorrow
I promise, even if I had to make some shit up
I am glad that it is March, but I have no reason why
If you have better questions than this insipid questionnaire, please ask them, I will answer all of them.