Okay now I have a headache. I was doing alright moments ago, but now I have a headache. “What garnered you this headache, pray tell?” you ask. Well, loyal reader, the surrogate grandparents of Little Man, the caregivers, if you will, have helped me amass this throbbing in my frontal lobe with Silly Notion #43. My grey matter aches since they wish to travel 2 hours away with Little Man 6 days after his ER visit. He just is not healthy enough for a road trip. He simply is not healthy enough to be 2 hours away from his established medical community. In fact, he is not yet recovered enough to merely not cough if he has been outside. It is freaking cold and dry outside, and his lungs want, nay, need warm and moist.
Wifey informed me of their plans this morning after she dropped off Little Man, but Silly Notion #43 serves no purpose for Little Man. I imagine he does not want to be cooped up in the car for 4 hours total to go to a place that does not have slides or swings. They want to visit Grandma D’s Mom, yes, Little Man is excitedly looking forward to a visit with an octogenarian. Who, at age 2.4, doesn’t want to spend half a day with and eighty-something year old woman?
Boy, my head is just a pounding away now. I think the Pine Marten might be back after his limited hiatus. I don’t think that Little Man is giving me nearly as many grey/gray hairs as Grandma D and Grandpa R.
To Recap:
Good lord my head hurts
Wifey informed me of their plans this morning after she dropped off Little Man, but Silly Notion #43 serves no purpose for Little Man. I imagine he does not want to be cooped up in the car for 4 hours total to go to a place that does not have slides or swings. They want to visit Grandma D’s Mom, yes, Little Man is excitedly looking forward to a visit with an octogenarian. Who, at age 2.4, doesn’t want to spend half a day with and eighty-something year old woman?
Boy, my head is just a pounding away now. I think the Pine Marten might be back after his limited hiatus. I don’t think that Little Man is giving me nearly as many grey/gray hairs as Grandma D and Grandpa R.
To Recap:
Good lord my head hurts
Digging furiously to get out of my skull, damn you Marten!!!
I hate the smell of citrus fruits
They make my head hurt as well
Aretha, is there really a “freeway of love” and how does one “go a-ridin’” on it?
Hey, where’d all my commenters go?
What does sarcasm smell like?
Labels: Pine Marten in tha House
5 Comments:
Well, I can't exactly describe the smell, but it's still pretty strong here across town. It's not citrusy.
You had to be grown in the 70's to understand the freeway of love - don't even try.
Sorry about your head. Really.
Your Mother-in-Law (who has never been able to take the baby out of town).
M-in-Law:
Oddly the song was from the eighties, so eventhough I was not adultish then I was surprised that that movie came out.
If we had our druthers, you would be the first road trip sans parents, but you seem to have this job thing that gets in the way.
Jaimie:
I typically have a low grade headache going on all the time. I think it has to do with allergies and feeling creatively unfulfilled as a hollow shell of a person. That or I ate some MSG.
Allergies and people who do not have to deal with them on a daily basis are tough for people to get. Little Man is allergic to diary, so people think he can have butter but not milk.
I have always been under the impression that "freeway of love" and "pink Cadillac" were both synonyms for vagina. Maybe i am just as disturbed as everyone thinks i am. merry christmas from virginia.
Little children are such a sweet blessing.
-- Except when they are nightmarish, oppressive whip-masters, who won't let you sleep.
Hang tough, Papi.
Also, you could try ice for your head. 2 bags on either side of your head (temples), avec caffeine. Sounds silly, but so far all feedback is positive.
Atmikha
Anon:
I thought "freeway of love" was a euphamism for vagina, and "pink Cadillac" was all phallic?
Atmikha:
I have been caffiene free for about 3 weeks now. I think it is weather and stress
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