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So, on Thursday afternoon, whilst driving to meet our realtor to peruse some houses we might be interested in buying, Wifey noticed one particular house was for sale. There was more to it than that. In front of this particular house there was a couple who looked like they were about to tour said house.
Our Conversation:
Wifey: Hey, SRH, there’s a couple about to see that house, do they know someone was killed there.
Me: Someone wasn’t just killed there, Wifey. They were killed with a sword by a guy wearing a ninja costume.
Wifey: Yeah, you can’t get that kind of blood stain out easily.
Me: Maybe that is why the price was reduced?
Wifey: I hope they re-carpeted
Me: Boy Howdy!
I think this is another reason why Wifey and I are not realtors. Well, that and our dislike of interacting with people on a daily basis.
To Recap:
It is my birthday tomorrow
I was not planning on coming into work
Now I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon that I have to go to from 3 to 4
Rassin' frassin' rickin' rackin' curse curse sputter
I will be a whopping 32 years old
That means my maximum heart rate for aerobic activity will be a paltry 150.4
I can get my heart rate up to 150 by thinking about a milkshake
The guy was killed by someone dressed as a ninja and wielding samurai swords
Choose, either be a samurai or a ninja
Only one rivalryt exists that is greater than the Samurai/Ninja rivalry
That is the Pirate/Ninja Rivalry as documented here, here, and here
I am discounting the Mime/Clown rivalry
Mainly due to lack of deaths
"Ninja Samurai Death House"
Was that a great title, or what?
Our Conversation:
Wifey: Hey, SRH, there’s a couple about to see that house, do they know someone was killed there.
Me: Someone wasn’t just killed there, Wifey. They were killed with a sword by a guy wearing a ninja costume.
Wifey: Yeah, you can’t get that kind of blood stain out easily.
Me: Maybe that is why the price was reduced?
Wifey: I hope they re-carpeted
Me: Boy Howdy!
I think this is another reason why Wifey and I are not realtors. Well, that and our dislike of interacting with people on a daily basis.
To Recap:
It is my birthday tomorrow
I was not planning on coming into work
Now I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon that I have to go to from 3 to 4
Rassin' frassin' rickin' rackin' curse curse sputter
I will be a whopping 32 years old
That means my maximum heart rate for aerobic activity will be a paltry 150.4
I can get my heart rate up to 150 by thinking about a milkshake
The guy was killed by someone dressed as a ninja and wielding samurai swords
Choose, either be a samurai or a ninja
Only one rivalryt exists that is greater than the Samurai/Ninja rivalry
That is the Pirate/Ninja Rivalry as documented here, here, and here
I am discounting the Mime/Clown rivalry
Mainly due to lack of deaths
"Ninja Samurai Death House"
Was that a great title, or what?
8 Comments:
Dunno . . . the Mime/Clown thing can get pretty intense. At least that's what the Clowns say . . . the Mimes have been srangely silent on the subject.
Later!
um, so, um. it's not funny. making fun of that case? not funny. un. funny. really. not funny. rebecca may not speak to you again. seriously. not funny.
j.a.
Mimes, what can I say?
Anon:
I hope you can believe it was not my intention to hurt or offend anyone.
And since I have clearly hurt and offended, I hope you can accept my sincerest apologies.
I must be jaded beyond all reasoning. I thought the recounted conversation was about the funniest thing you've done yet. Tragic, yes, for the victim and family, but pointing out how easily we all accept and pass over violence was terribly amusing in that "time for another freakin' flood" way.
Anon:
Something that I forgot in my publishing of this particular post was that there are friends and family of the victim and the murderer that are trying to cope with their loss. In some ways I let my cynical sense of tragic comedy get the best of me.
I just want to re-iterate that it is not my intention to alienate or offend anyone except for Alabamians, hippos, and the Shakers.
Dustin;
It was your blog links that lead me down the Dr. McNinja pathway. You are a bad influence.
Happy Birthday young'un!
When is the hippo-killer/samurai/ninja cage match? Because I really don't want to miss that.
Sweet Mother of God! Peefer's alive!
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