Meme is the word

Man, am I tired. All of the usual suspects for my sleep deprivation seem to not be the culprits this time as well. I am at a loss for the fatigue, but not at a loss for fatigue. Funny how that works. My creative juices are lacking a bit of “juice” at the moment, so I will simply do one of the tons of meme questionnaires that are out there.

Deal with it.

I stole this from http://www.ministryofinformation.co.uk/

Unique
1. Nervous habits
I tap my fingers to my thumb from index finger to pinky and back again. Over and over and over and over and over…

2. Are you double jointed?
My elbow hyper-extends somewhat, and my right shoulder can partially come out of its socket, but I am not sure I would consider it “Double-Jointed”

3. Can you roll your tongue?
Yep, I can also flip this bad boy

4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yep, the right one

5. Can you blow spit bubbles?
Yep, I grew up in Alabama, but oddly I cannot “gleek” or snakespit

6. Can you cross your eyes?
Yep

7. Tattoos?
Yep, but I am not telling you what or where

8. Piercing
Nope

9. Do you make your bed daily
Nope, I am just going to mess it up again

Clothes
10. Which shoe goes on first?
Typically the right one

11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?
Nope, but I have thought about it

12. On the average, how much money do you carry?
Maybe $3 is what I average

13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Wedding ring

14. Favorite piece of clothing?
I used to have some favorites, but lately I do not. I had a pair of 13 year old Adidas Magnums that I always wore as well as an olive green boonie.

Food
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Yes, I twirl it or cut it

16. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Yes, pork shoulder and ham is quite tasty

17. Do you use extra salt on your food?
Sometimes, but define extra. If the food needs it to tsate good, is that really “extra?”

18. How many cereals in your cabinet?
3. Smart Start, Cracklin’ Oat Bran, and some other crap

19. What's your favorite beverage?
Fully leaded Mountain Dew

20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant?
Arby’s, the one with the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Shake

21. Do you cook?
Yup, I cook a whole bunch. Tonight is braised steak with mushrooms, broccoli and cauliflower on rice

Grooming
22. How often do you brush your teeth?
Bi-weekly, whether they need it or not. No really, I have disciplined myself to brush, every other week.

23. Hair drying method?
Towel

24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?
Nope

Manners
25. Do you swear?
Fuck, Yeah!

26. Do you ever spit?
I am right now. Hey, where did everyone go?

Favorites
27. Animal?
Pine Marten, but only if they leave my head alone

28. Food?

Vanilla Bean Cheesecake

29. Month?

May, by this time the weather has stabilized somewhat in Ohio

30. Day?

Tuesday, some of you know why

31. Cartoon?
Old school Warner Brothers Looney Tunes

32. Shoe brand?

Clarks, other companies can make snazzier individual shoes, but Clarks are consistently nice

33. Subject in school?
Nothing from high school, I hated that infernal place. Geometric Topology from college

34. Color?

Deep forest pine green

35. Sport?

Soccer or yeti hunting, I cannot decide

36. TV Shows?

I never get to watch TV that isn’t geared to a 2.5 yr old, but of those, I really do find Lazy Town to be surprisingly funny

37. Thing to do in the spring?

Hike

38. Thing to do in the summer?

Run from yetis. It is training really, I get in shape for the hunting that takes place in the autumn
39. Thing to do in the autumn?

Hunt yetis

40. Thing to do in the winter?

Sleep

In and Around

41. In the CD player?

Jamiroquai, “Travelling Without Moving”

42. Person you talk most on the phone with?

Wifey, but watch the grammar meme? That question was horribly written

43. Reading?

Rift War Saga by Feist

44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors?

Oh, yeah, baby! I am all that and a bag of chips

45. What color is your bedroom?

White, although we are not “into” that whole Shabby Chic thing

46. Do you use an alarm clock?

Yes, but technically since Wifey sleeps on the alarm clock side, Wifey is my alarm clock

47. Window seat or aisle?

Sure, where are we going?

Dumb

48. What's your sleeping position?

Horizontal

49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?

A light one

50. Do you snore?

At one time in my life I didn’t

51. Do you sleepwalk?

Nope, but I do have to pee a bunch while sleeping. That gets to the point of almost sleepwalking

52. Do you talk in your sleep?

Nothing consistently intelligible

53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Nope

54. How about with the light on?

We have the bathroom light on outside of our room

55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?

Sometimes

56. Last interesting person you met?
That is an interesting question, but I really have not met anyone recently, so I will answer No One!

To recap:
Memes are the easy way out of blogging something meaningful.
That is why I usually ask for 20 questions
What the world needs is more bacon
Two strips does not a sandwich make
Man, I need something to blog about

Not sure what the spacing issue is that is going on, but it is an artifact caused by blogger