For the past 90 minutes I have been sitting in on a conference call that doesn’t look like it will end anytime soon. So far I have spoken 4 sentences over the entirety of the 90 minutes +. My neck hurts and my ear is sweating. It is difficult to not start conversations with others while “on” this phone call. I am really going a bit nuts. Not to mention that they whine a bunch whenever someone types.
To recap:
Kill me now
Please, please make it stop
Why can’t I die?
Why can’t this phone call end
To recap:
Kill me now
Please, please make it stop
Why can’t I die?
Why can’t this phone call end
I hate the sweaty ear
Sweet merciful Jebus, please let me go into the nether
Tomorrow I shall write about the dreaded Z
Sweet merciful Jebus, please let me go into the nether
Tomorrow I shall write about the dreaded Z
Ooh, fancy new decor. Does that mean I'm next? ;-)
ReplyDeleteOut West we have a little thing we like to call "speaker phone."
ReplyDeleteI am seeing a lot of those new-fangled bluetooths (blueteeth?) around lately, though.
We are getting very close to my dream of wearing a clear, photo-sensitive welders mask with a built in headset and computer screen flip up a la The Borg. Mine will have a Hello Kitty logo in sparkly rhinestones right below eye-level.
Atmikha
No mute button, huh? Bummer.
ReplyDeleteBelsum:
ReplyDeleteThere are some bugs that need to be worked out prior to me even thinmking about giving someone else a template. So, sorry, no.
Atmikha:
I am in a cube world and therefore bound by common decency laws to not use a speaker phone.
Hello Kitty? Really?
B:
I also am privy to the use of an archaic phone without the ability to mute. I am swimming in tech, here at work.